Okay, here it is, what you have all been waiting for - the This Damn Blog George W Bush Mash up. I guess there is no real point to it except to have a little fun, and I guess that is reason enough…
Listen to it, download it, memorize it - it will make you proud to be an american….
Has any band ever released their first album, cd, etc. titled “best of” or “greatest hits”? If not someone should.
So now you can claim sites at Google, sorta similarly to the way you can at Technorati - this is what Google thinks of This Damn Blog:
Top search queries are the top queries to Google that return pages from your site. Top search query clicks are the top queries to Google that directed traffic to your site (based on the number of clicks to your pages in our search results).
Top search queries
1. badgirlshotel
2. badgirlshotel
3. ursla andress
4. “onward christian soldier” mp3
5. the damn “blog com”
Top search query clicks
1. the damn “blog com”
2. badgirlshotel
I imagine that those “onward christian soldier” folks might not have found what they were looking for.
A freind that has never been down to this part of Georgia wanted to see what my office looks like. This is it:
This is what ross is getting for his birthday:
He’ll be 14 in a couple of days…
In the even that anyone wanted to get me a “Winter Holiday, Christmas Type Present” ®, buy me the red t-shirt at the bottom of this page.
I would send them a check when you order it, I wouldn’t put my CC info in there…
ninja: I meant put the rounded corner on the light blue block
ninja: but it’s cool
ninja: I like this
ninja: I would make the first row’s columns different heights now, so the border doesnt form a t. Maybe??
ninja: That would let you put bigger screenshots in the green block
ninja: cuz people fucking LOVE screenshots. LOVE EM!
ninja: And that’s what’s gonna get you business as a web designer, methinks.
ninja: you could put the cute little angled label looking thing in a corner of the green box
ninja: “Want to see more screenshots? I got a Fuckin METRIC TON of em–click here. Bong!”
ninja: That guy still creeps me the fuck out..
ninja: Like he knows something about me that I dont..
ninja: That’s the blue-eyed devil mamma warned me about..
Most folks that know me know that I was a Cohen Brothers freak. I say was because, as of late, their offering just haven’t been doing it for me. Do any of you really think that LadyKillers or Intolerable Cruelty are great or even good movies? No of course not. While I still watch Millers Crossing once a month or so, I have started thinking that I am enjoying Wes Anderson’s films just as much as the Cohen’s.
Time was when I wouldn’t have believed that I would ever think I could enjoy anything as much as Blood Simple, Rasing Arizona, and O Brother but I think that Bottle Rockets, Rushmore, and The Life Aquatic stack up pretty well against them.
I don’t think that Mr. Anderson has made anything that approaches the masterpiece that Millers Crossing is, but based on the quality of the last few Cohen movies I wonder if they will ever make anything of that caliber again either. The Cohen’s can create beautifully dark movies like Fargo and Blood Simple that up to now Anderson doesn’t seem interested in making.
Similarly nothing that Anderson has done is as straight up funny as Rasing Arizona, but that is not really his schtick - indeed Wes’ sense of humor is not for everyone - and while Arizona is assessable on a number of levels Anderson seems to only want to let the smart kids in on the jokes. Which is fine with me.
The Cohen’s have mad more movies and have therefore had more hits ( The Big Lebowski ) as well as misses ( Barton Fink ). While the Cohen brothers can make films similar to the style of movies that Anderson makes ( see Lebowski again ) up to this point Anderson only makes one type of movie imho ( featuring overhead camera angles, sixties soundtracks, etc. ) that share a lot of similar ideas ( not to mention cast ) but he does it very, very well. The Cohen’s have crafted decidedly different movies through the years and that is one of the things that I have loved about them.
While I suppose that I still like the older Cohen movies more then I like the first few movies from Anderson it is also true that I more highly anticipate new releases from Anderson then I do the Cohen’s.
As a post script - The Royal Tenenbaums gets allot of shit from folks, but I find the story of Royal’s redemption very emotional without any of the cliched baggage that most heart-stringed films carry - and could Hackman have been any better?
Thorax Justice Dispenser, Head Process Transfer
Always lookin for the answer, Dirt Bottle disaster
Risotto Whore blaster, penis covered in plaster
slavin for the master, world keeps spinnin faster
I don’t want the Gift Of Prophecy, I don’t want My MTV
I don’t want perfect clarity, I don’t want to see what I see
Hemp Gelato muffins, bezadrine cocktails cousins
Other Dentist’s ovens, Mexican Doggy dozens
Skin Collar coat tie, Zero Boss must die
That Sinatra Guy, Ultraviolet eye
I don’t want the Gift Of Prophecy, I don’t want My MTV
I don’t want perfect clarity, I don’t want to see what I see
Chive Juice semi-sweet, Pimps out on the street
Plastic Chasm chewy treat, Mr. Foreskin’s smelly feet
Dilated Puppy power, Hippy chicks Rainbow flower
Infected Ketchup starts to sour, This is not my finest hour
Disease Farm Zone Alarm, Silicon Cornbasket farm
Keep Twisting my arm, not doing any harm