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The Top 100 UnSexy Women

Posted on April 19th, 2006 by JTk
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Here are TDB, we are nothing if not even handed, and in the spirit of equal rights we have developed a list of the 100 unsexy women in response to the highly visable list of unsexy men.

Without further ado, here is the This Damn Blog list of the 100 most UnSexy Women:

  1. Anne Coulter
  2. Janet Reno
  3. Rosanne Barr
  4. Tonya Harding
  5. Wynonna Judd
  6. Cathrine Harris
  7. Phyllis Diller
  8. Helen Thomas
  9. Star Jones
  10. Queen Elizabeth
  11. Ellen Burstyn
  12. Sandra Bernard
  13. Madeline Albright
  14. Angela merkel
  15. Ann B. Davis
  16. Kathleen Turner
  17. Camilla Parker Bowles
  18. Hillary Clinton
  19. Gretta Van Sustren
  20. Dianne Feinstein
  21. Marge Schott
  22. Nancy Grace
  23. Celene Dion
  24. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
  25. Amanda Plummer
  26. Susan Hawk
  27. Marcia Clark
  28. Ellen DeGeneres
  29. Cindy Sheehan
  30. Bea Arthur
  31. Fergie
  32. Grace Jones
  33. Olympia Dukakis
  34. Liza Menelli
  35. Annika Sorenstam
  36. Jackie Stallone
  37. Barbara Walters
  38. Tori Spelling
  39. Kathy Kinney
  40. Nicola Roberts
  41. Yoko Ono
  42. Calista Flockhart
  43. Cynthia McKinney
  44. Margot Kidder
  45. Kay Bailey Hutchinson
  46. Mary Matlin
  47. Amy Carter
  48. Elaine Stritch
  49. Sinead O’Conor
  50. Juli Inkster
  51. Bay Buchannan
  52. Penny Marshall
  53. Michelle Malkin
  54. Marion Ross
  55. Angela Lansbury
  56. Judy Biggert
  57. Karen Black
  58. K.D. Lang
  59. Kelly Osborne
  60. Jenilee Harrison
  61. Paula Jones
  62. Bree Walker
  63. Jennifer Garner
  64. Juliette Lewis
  65. Joan Rivers
  66. Sondra Locke
  67. Martha Stewart
  68. Rosie O’Donell
  69. Whoopy Goldberg
  70. Loretta Devine
  71. Ashlee Simpson
  72. Oprah winfrey
  73. Ann Richards
  74. Hilary Swank
  75. Barbara Streisand
  76. Vanessa Redgrave
  77. Tyne Daly
  78. Jade Goody
  79. Tammy Faye Bakker
  80. Martha Plimpton
  81. Venus Williams
  82. Shirley MacLaine
  83. Linda Blair
  84. Billy Jean King
  85. Sheila Johnson
  86. Donna Shalala
  87. Tara Reid
  88. Cloris Leachman
  89. Jocelyn Wildenstein
  90. Tawny Kitaen
  91. Margret Thatcher
  92. Julie Andrews
  93. Carol Channing
  94. Gloria Alred
  95. Kathy Najimy
  96. Chastity Bono
  97. Elayne Boosler
  98. Allison Janney
  99. The Olsen Twins
  100. Liv Ullman

17 Responses to “The Top 100 UnSexy Women”

  1. comment number 1 by: J.R.

    That’s a pretty inclusive list. I like it. Though, I think Marge Schott is dead, and does Grace Jones really count? My vote would go to Jackie Stallone. The looks, the personality, the psychoses–Jackie has the whole package. I might have also included Julia Roberts as a choice.

  2. comment number 2 by: the everyday joe

    Amelie Mauresmo could stand to be on this list, too. I prefer some woman in my women. Certainly, she is achieving the look she’s going for, though.

  3. comment number 3 by: Steve

    Rock! I’d have to agree Ann Coulter is the least sexiest PERSON on the planet. I even think some inanimage objects are sexier than she is.

    How ever, I am suprised that Ayn Rand didn’t make the list.

  4. comment number 4 by: sheila from europe

    well, those, who have a kind of personallity, and don’t fit the WASP-look, seem to be unsexy.
    very american list.

  5. comment number 5 by: Administrator

    Hey Sheila -

    Thanks for your comment, but you are way off the mark - there are far more WASPy women on this list then not.

    Did you even read the list?

    Do you even know who these women are?

    I think you have some other issue with this list then what you actually said - don’t ya? You know you do, what is it? Come on, what’s your real problem with this list?

  6. comment number 6 by: Madame D

    Followed the link from JR Kinnard…just one question.
    Which Fergie?
    They’re both rather scary, and a nice gratuitous two-fer.

  7. comment number 7 by: Administrator

    I was thinking of one in particular, but now I am not telling… I want the nice gratuitous two-fer :)

  8. comment number 8 by: james

    Come on, Liv Ulman is a Northen exotic woman. She’s really beautiful, powerful, charismatic…

  9. comment number 9 by: Polllyanna

    I’d like to add Nancy Reagan, Princess Anne and Sarah Jessica Parker.

  10. comment number 10 by: Administrator

    Liv Ulman gives me the creeps…. She was awesome in Mindwalk but she flips my off switch.

  11. comment number 11 by: Administrator

    Hey Polllyanna - Allot of people want to add Sarah Jessica Parker! I have seen her on a number of ugly celeb lists, etc. I think she is at least attractive, but you are not alone.

  12. comment number 12 by: No life

    i cant beleive im participating in one of these cruel lists, but what the hell ,were all going to hell & the prospect of riling up Dworkinites is always fun stuff

    Liv Ullman!?
    no bloody way….Those eyes…. i dunno,am I sick? She looked really pretty in those Bergman flicks….
    plus c’mone shes like 80, the same with Angela Lansbury, Bea arthur….or do we expect women to retain sex appeal into their golden years?

    Anne coulter good call,Obsessive hate is definately unsexy….
    where the hell is julia roberts on this list anyways?
    though you got oh holy god ophrah right thank Christ
    know it all self righteous pandering bullshitters aren’t very sexy
    what about condi?
    Madonna?
    (B.S.) Spears?
    And you KNOW Paris Hilton belongs here

  13. comment number 13 by: Administrator

    Hey No life - re: the Angela Lansbury age group - well just look where they ARE on the list! just proves women in their golden years can still be more sexy then Anne Coulter!

    Liv Ullman may be the least popular pick on this list - she has allot of supporters for sure.

    My wife did suggest Paris Hilton and I can’t really argue I guess.

    Julia Roberts is Hot, sorry. Although the Ninja thinks she is a buttaface…

  14. comment number 14 by: No life

    eh, can take Roberts or leave her as terrible as i know that sounds ….sometimes these things are just about overexposure

    I forgot lindsay lohan,,& i usually love redheads….

    OK done posting now….really….

  15. comment number 15 by: Administrator

    Oh - and about Ann Davis or Bea Arthur being old women know, well you can add them to the list as they were back when they were on TV ( Maude or the GG’s )

  16. comment number 16 by: what fuck off

    nicole roberts is hot from the bone!

  17. comment number 17 by: Louise

    Liv Uhlmann??? No way. She’s gorgeous and still beautiful as an older woman–face and soul.

    How about adding Calista Flockhart? Yukk!

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